Sunday, May 30, 2010
Date Etiquette
When you go on a date to an oriental place, don’t bother learning how to use chop sticks, just use your hands. In this case it is OK to lick your fingers.
If your eating cheetos in front of your bros. DON’T LICK YOUR Fingers. Don’t even go to another room to lick them. There is a very delicate procedure you can do to get the cheeto resin off your fingers and into your mouth. First, pretend like you have to go to the bathroom. Then go in the bathroom and suck your hands in the bathroom. Make sure not to touch your genitals (unless there are women to be seduced). And DON’T BE LOUD. OK?
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