When you go on a date to an oriental place, don’t bother learning how to use chop sticks, just use your hands. In this case it is OK to lick your fingers.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Date Etiquette
When you go on a date to an oriental place, don’t bother learning how to use chop sticks, just use your hands. In this case it is OK to lick your fingers.
If your eating cheetos in front of your bros. DON’T LICK YOUR Fingers. Don’t even go to another room to lick them. There is a very delicate procedure you can do to get the cheeto resin off your fingers and into your mouth. First, pretend like you have to go to the bathroom. Then go in the bathroom and suck your hands in the bathroom. Make sure not to touch your genitals (unless there are women to be seduced). And DON’T BE LOUD. OK?
Decorating
Candles add an ambiance to any room. It’s not gay if you are trying to seduce a woman with them.
Rule 742: Always be trying to seduce a woman.
Experts Aren’t Gay
If you want to do something faggy be the best at it. The best cupcake artist is definitely not a fag.
Rule 86: Be the best at everything.
Lie, cheat, steal, suck dicks (it’s not gay if its to win at something), whatever you can to win.
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